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A
chinaman
saw accident.
He
call police but dunno English,
He
said 1 car come, 1 car go,
1
car bo brake, 1 car bo stop,
2
car ping, ping, piang, piang,
Please
call e or e or. Thank you.
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When a man opens the door of his car for
his wife,
You can be sure of
one thing;
Either the car is new
or the wife.
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A girl at 15 is a sur-prise
At, 25 she's the
Right PRIZE.
At 35, a GRAND PRIZE
At 45, a CONSOLATION
PROZE
At 55, she's a DOOR
PRIZE
AND At 65, a
GIVEAWAY!
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Last nite, I wanted
you. needed you so badly
that it hurt. I wanted to
taste u. I wanted you in me so you
could work your powers on me. But I couldn't
find you .........Stupid Panadol!
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When
you see someone with evidently short
hair: Hey, have you had a hair cut? Ans: No, it's Autumn and I'm
shedding.
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An angry china man entered a shop and
shouted: Where's my free gift with this cooking oil?
Shopkeeper: What free
gift??
China man: Oi, here got put
"Cholesterol FREE!"
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If
you need ADVICE, MSG ME,
If
you need DARLING,
CALL ME,
If
you need HELP,
E-MAIL ME,
IF
you NEED MONEY,
The NUMBER that you have dialed is not in service.
Thank you.
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