| Q
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: |
What's
the difference between cricketers and condoms
|
| A
|
: |
Cricketers
drop the catches and condoms catches the drops.
|
|
|
| Q
|
: |
What
is the difference between riding a bicycle and a
woman?
|
| A
|
: |
Riding
a bicycle you fix your ass & move your legs,
riding a woman you fix your legs & move your
ass.
|
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|
| Q
|
: |
What
makes a happy man?
|
| A
|
: |
Daughter
is on the cover of Vogue, son on the cover of Sports
Illustrated, mistress on the cover of Playboy and wife
on the cover of Missing persons.
|
|
|
| Q
|
: |
What
three things are common between the sun and woman's
underwear?
|
| A
|
: |
Both
are hot, both look better while going down and both
disappear at night.
|
|
|
| Q
|
: |
Why
do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?
|
| A
|
: |
Because
they are tired of using their own.
|
|
|
| Q
|
: |
What's
common between men and video?
|
| A
|
: |
Both go
...forward, backward, forward, backward, forward, stop
and eject. |
|
|
| Q
|
: |
What
is the closest thing similar to a woman's
period? |
| A
|
: |
Your
salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-7 days and
if it doesn't come means you are in big trouble . |
|
|
| Q
|
: |
What
goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm
satisfaction? |
| A
|
: |
A
teabag. |
|
|
| Q
|
: |
7
qualities to be a perfect wife:
|
| A
|
: |
Beautiful,
Responsible, Energetic, Adorable, Sweet, Truthful and
Self-Organized. In short, she must have good
B.R.E.A.S.T.S
|
|
|
| Q
|
: |
Who
is a gynaecologist ?
|
| A
|
: |
He
is the only fool on the earth who looks for problems
in a place,where most people find pleasure.
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