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| Teacher
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Why
are you late?
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| Balgobin
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Because
of the sign.
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| Teacher
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What
sign?
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| Balgobin
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The
one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
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| Teacher
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Balgobin,
why are you doing your math sums on the floor?
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| Balgobin
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You
told me to do it without using tables!
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| Teacher
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Balgobin,
how do you spell "crocodile"? |
| Balgobin
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"K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L" |
| Teacher
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No,
that's wrong |
| Balgobin
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Maybe
it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it! |
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| Teacher
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What
is the chemical formula for water?
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| Balgobin
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"HIJKLMNO!
"!!
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| Teacher
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What
are you talking about?
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| Balgobin
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Yesterday
you said it's H to O!
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| Teacher
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Balgobin,
go to the map and find
North America
.
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| Balgobin
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Here
it is! |
| Teacher
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Correct.
Now, class, who discovered
America
? |
| Class
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Balgobin! |
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| Teacher
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Balgobin,
name one important thing we have today that we didn't
have ten years ago.
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| Balgobin
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Me! |
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| Teacher |
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Balgobin,
why do you always get so dirty? |
| Balgobin |
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Well,
I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. |
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| Balgobin |
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Dad,
can you write in the dark? |
| Father |
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I
think so. What do you want me to write? |
| Balgobin |
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Your
name on this report card. |
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| Teacher |
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How
can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects? |
| Balgobin |
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Don't
bite any. |
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| Teacher |
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Balgobin,
give me a sentence starting with "I". |
| Balgobin |
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I
is... |
| Teacher |
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No,
Balgobin. Always say, "I am." |
| Balgobin |
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All
right... "I am the ninth letter of the
alphabet." |
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| Balgobin |
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Daddy,
have you ever been to
Egypt
? |
| Father |
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No.
Why do you ask that? |
| Balgobin |
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Well,
where did you get THIS mummy then? |
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| Teacher |
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What
a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green
and one is blue with red spots! |
| Balgobin |
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Yes
it's really strange. I've got another pair just like
that
at home. |
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| Teacher |
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Balgobin,
your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the
same as your brother's. Did you copy his? |
| Balgobin |
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No,
teacher, it's th same dog!
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