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| Teacher
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Which is
more important to us, the sun or the moon?
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| Pupil
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The moon.
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| Teacher
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Why?
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| Pupil
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The moon
gives us light at night when we need it but the sun
gives us light only in the day time when we don't need
it.
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| Teacher
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What do you
call a person who keeps on talking when people are no
longer interested?
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| Pupil
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A teacher.
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| Teacher
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Now,
children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped
him, what virtue would I be showing? |
| Pupil
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Brotherly
love. |
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| Teacher
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Can anybody
give an example of COINCIDENCE?
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| Student
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Sir, my
Mother and Father got married on the same day and at
the same time.
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| Teacher
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George
Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry
tree, but also admitted doing it. Now
do you know why his father didn't punish him ?
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| Student
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Because
George still had the axe in is hand. |
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| Teacher
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Sam, you
talk a lot !
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| Sam
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It's a
family tradition. |
| Teacher
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What do you
mean? |
| Sam
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Sir, my
grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher. |
| Teacher
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What about
your mother? |
| Sam
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She's a
woman. |
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| Teacher |
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Now, Sam,
tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating? |
| Sam |
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No sir, I
don't have to, my mom is a good cook. |
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| Sam |
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How should I
convey the news to my father that I've failed? |
| David |
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You just
send a telegram: Result declared, past year's
performance repeated. |
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| Patient |
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What are the
chances of my recovering doctor? |
| Doctor |
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One hundred
percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten
people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth
case I've treated. The others all died.
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