STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS (1): 
BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.
GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...
GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring?
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number?
GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY  : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple
GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY  : Don't you ever want to improve?
BOY  : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon?
BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there?
SHARON  : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning  kiss?
TRACY   : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.
MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.
WIFE  : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.
MARY :
John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think, Peter?
PETER  : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.
GIRL : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"
BOY :  "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".

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